Introduction; The Beginning and Stuff; The Golden Age of Cannibalism; the Olympians Bash Some Heads; Zeus; Hestia Chooses Bachelor Number Zero; Demeter Turns Into Grainzilla; Persephone Marries Her Stalker; Hera Gets A Little Cuckoo; Hades Does Home Improvement; Posiedon Get Salty; Zeus Kills Everyone; Athena Adopts A Handkerchief; You Gotta Love Aphrodite; Ares the Manly Man; Hephaestus Make Me A Golden Llama (Not Really But he Totally Should); Apollo Sings and Dances and shoots people