That book about Harvard : surviving the world's most famous University, one embarrassment at a time / Eric Kester.

Chapter One: The Last Package.--Chapter Two: .38 Caliber Shock.--Chapter Three: Mac Attack.--Chapter Four: Into the Depths of the Pusey.--Chapter Five: Tripping on A-Bombs.--Chapter Six: Diversity University.--Chapter Seven: Party in the USA.--Chapter Eight: Arrested Development.--Chapter Nine: There's Something about Larry.--Chapter Ten: Somebody at Harvard Loves You.--Chapter Eleven: Three Bathrooms and a Funeral.--Chapter Twelve: The Ace of Clubs.--Chapter Thirteen: Beauty and the Beast.--Chapter Fourteen: Yellow is the New Crimson.--Chapter Fifteen: Mac and P.C..--Chapter Sixteen: Rash Decisions.--Chapter Seventeen: The Final Harvard Act.

"Eric Kester has written the kind of book I wish I had the courage and insight to write. His illuminations on everything from Larry Summers to the Harvard football team to cheating, tourists, and competitiveness are dead-on. His writing has also provided me with some of the best laugh-out-loud moments I've had in recent years. God knows Harvard could use some humor!"--PETER OLSON, FORMER CEO OF RANDOM HOUSE, HARVARD GRADUATE, AND CURRENT HARVARD PROFESSOR One of the most thrilling and terrifying days of your life is the first day of college, when you step onto campus filled with the excitement.